1.The Professional
Oh I'm back in the full effect ／ I can't even hold myself erect
／ I got nothing that I
wanna say ／ I'm gonna say it anyway ／ I know you think that I've
lost it, baby ／ I know
you think that my star is fading ／ Used to be a contender ／ Now
you're just a pretender
Psychic karaoke every weekend ／ You don't fit those clothes
anymore ／ Why don't you take
them back to the charity store ／ While you're there you could
always hand yourself in
You're into green issues - start recycling ／ You hide behind
your woman when you're out in
your town ／ Show her up and blame her for holding you down ／
Holding you down, holding you
down ／ You're the only one who's holding you down ／ You're only
ever polite when you're
out of your box ／ Cocker's short for... sucker ／ Sucker of... ／
Oh, oh ／ La na na na ／ Oh,
oh ／ Sucker of... ／ Oh, oh ／ La na na na ／ Oh, oh ／ When I got
up today I had that feeling
again ／ Everything was OK, then the world started shaking ／ Now
I'm trying to sleep it
away ／ Oh but I can't sleep it away ／ Can you answer this
question, can you answer it
right： ／ Have you ever done anything good in your life？ ／ Have
you ever done anything that
wasn't just for yourself？ ／ Are you capable of giving？ ／ Are you
capable of giving just
for the sake of it, without expecting anything in return？ ／ I'm
only trying to give you
what you've come to expect ／ Just another song 'bout single
mothers and sex ／ Single
mothers and sex, single mothers and sex ／ Just another song
'bout single mothers and sex
OK, you've heard it before, it's nothing special ／ But it's a
living, can't you see ／ I'm
a professional ／ Oh, oh ／ La na na na ／ Oh, oh ／ I'm a
professional ／ Oh, oh ／ La na na na
／ Oh, oh ／ Sleep on my darling ／ Sleep on, don't wake as I leave
／ I've been rehearsing
this scene so long now ／ Don't interrupt me as I do it for real
／ The bedroom floor is
treacherous ／ A teacup could be disastrous ／ 'Cos it'll mean I
would have to say ／ What
was written on the letter I posted yesterday ／ So that it would
get here ／ When I was gone
／ And you awoke ／ Oh, she'll meet me from the train ／ And she'll
never know a thing
About how I talk with my mouth full ／ And only bath once a week
／ How I'm nicer the first
time you meet me than the next ／ And I'm rapidly losing interest
in sex ／ Yeah, I'm
rapidly losing interest in sex ／ What's the point in making it
over-emotional？ ／ You can
do it the hard way ／ Or you can be a professional ／ Oh, oh ／ La
na na na ／ Oh, oh ／ I'm a
professional ／ Oh, oh ／ La na na na ／ Oh, oh ／ Sleep on my
darling ／ Sleep on my love
Sleep on my darling ／ Sleep on my love ／ Sleep on my darling ／
Sleep on my love ／ Sleep on
my darling ／ Sleep on my love
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